Tuesday 1 March 2011

Honeybee Gardens Truly Natural Black mascara Round 2

                                        < This is the place where the picture   >
                                        < usually is. This text will do more      >
                                        < for your lashes than this product.     >                                                                   < Ohhhh yeahhhh, feel that mystical    >
                                        < screen glare impart your lashes        >
                                        < with mascara illusion                        >
                                        < (patent pending)                               >**

Rating: 0/5. Totally useless and available here, here and here, ok, not there.

Ok, ok, we know that the economy isn't what it used to be. And we understand that changes have to be made here and there to turnout products of equal standing at lesser cost, what we don't understand is when subtle changes are made to turnout products that don't do what they are supposed to do and bear no resemblance to their original.

Why did you do this to us honeybee? For the love of all things holy in healthy cosmetics, whyyyyyyyy?????

It's been a tough few days, at first we were in denial. Now we are in the bargaining phase of our mourning. So far we've offered our mascara a better shelf in the make-up cupboard, chocolate, a promise to never remove it, and even money. . . It turns out that honeybee cosmetics truly back mascara lives to a high ethical code that mere humans could never understand. That, or there's been another gas leak at the TBT house. Either way, one thing is for sure; this mascara sucks.

Our original post was here but it no longer stands. If you'll excuse us, we've got to put on some Gloria Gaynor, make some cake and try and get our groove back, "At first I was lost, I was petrified......"

**Disclaimer: this screen glare will do nothing for you apart from possibly make you squint, which will make your eyes look smaller and (relatively speaking) your eyelashes look approximately 0.01% more volumised.

1 comment:

  1. ooh i think its worked. def needs a bit of gloria gaynor for extra oomph.lol

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